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we are truly on the forefront of industry now! There are a few songs
up here from a few different YM records, plus some unreleased crap
that really sucks. I guess its safe to say that all of this sucks,
but the really old stuff REALLY sucks. Bad! If you'd rather read
or play along with Your Mother instead of listening to the schlock,
peruse our lyrics
sections. Be warned though, oh, be warned.
If need an mp3 player, go here.
This is a Windows player, so if you need Mac/linux/beos/etc go here.
Big Inside Joke:
Love Anal Mucus - Another request, for the same song with
different lyrics. Our tribute to Concord's finest (?) band. Off
One Big Inside Joke. By the way, Six Weeks Records just
released a 52 song Anal Mucus retrospective CD, you should really
Ex-Masturbator - The "hit" song from One Big Inside
Joke. Also appeared on the Sometimes Scott Jones is our
Roadie EP and about 10 million compilations. You can find
the sequel on the Jogging EP.
Attack - The beginning of Mikey's singing career, also
the end. From OBIJ. Coming soon: Zac Attack the
video. No kidding.
Love San Francisco - This epic number was on OBIJ
and about 10,000 compilations, including Wood Panel Pacer With
Mags, Faux Pas Potpourri and others that I can't remember
Set - By popular demand, we have added this for mp3 download.
These three songs were played together as one at the end of each
Your Mother show from 1995 to the day we died. We "saved the
best for last," too bad the songs aren't even ours! Typical!
of Seven - A really bad song. Someone requested it, so we
put it up. Slayer cover song.
Life's Too Short to be a White Male, Age 18-25
- Someone requested it, so we put it up. Used to be called "Life's
Too Short to be a Vegetarian" until Alan, Craig and Brad all
Theme Song - As products of the video game generation,
how could we not cover Megaman? Answer me that, foolio.
If we ever get around to releasing One Big Disappointment
this song may end up on there, but in all reality that will
Love Set - 3 songs from the first YM demo tape
(Listen To Your Mother) that were rerecorded
some reason. With all luck it won't be released, but
I'll bet you these will find your way onto One Big
Vegan Made Bradley Fat - An unreleased song
live at the Gilman Street Beach Party sometime in January
1998. Plus witty banter. Joe didn't know the lyrics
to this song (I don't think he learned them even now)
and Mikey didn't have an A string.
The Toxic Waltz - Oh yeah, it's the classic
Exodus moshfest! Did I mention that the first time I
met Craig's dad we were doing the Toxic Waltz in the
pit at an Exodus show? Now I did. Anyway, this song
is on the Golfing Record or whatever the hell
its called. Anyway, its that record on 208 records that
hasn't come out yet. The song is actually part of another
epic song, Help Yourself 97. Funny that its 1999
now, and Help Yourself 97 still hasn't been released.
We tried to write HY98, but at the same time
I was lobbying for a switch to HYNT. HY99
may be written soon, or we may just move on to HY2000,
the techno version.
- If Spankin' it Were
an Olympic Event, I Would be Sponsored By Nike (or maybe Kleenex)
- Nothing like a song about masterbation. This
song can be found on the Making Jogging A Threat Again
I'll Never Have Another Girlfriend - Hopefully this
is the last song Craig writes about Kate. Soon after writing
it, he started dating Corey. Hmm. Stay tuned for the Sequel
"OK, So I Swore I Was Only Going To Date Men, But My Hormones
Got The Best Of Me." Anyway, this song is off of some Brazilian
compilation, and can also be found on the Making Jogging
A Threat Again 7". A live version featuring the legendary
Tel Aviv on trumpet can be found on the threatingly bad Nancy
Vandal/Your Mother split live CD.
So Happy - We used to cover Ringwurm's "Mental Sidewalk"
but then they got mad at us and said "write your own damn Mental
Sidewalk!!" So here it is, our own damn Mental Sidewalk. From
the Another Probe 7" With A Girl On The Cover.
Fuck With The Ghost (australian version) - from the
Nancy Vandal/Your Mother split live CD that you probably
don't have. Another live version of this appears on the Blleeaauuurrrgghh!
A Music War 7" on Slap A Ham records.
- From the Nancy Vandal/Your Mother split live CD, another
live version appears on the America In Decline compilation
by Six Weeks.
Prisoner - From the Nancy Vandal/Your Mother split
live CD, Craig shows his sensitive side and sings about
sexy buff men taking advantage of him.
For Your Right To Rasta - Here's some serious crap!
You think we're bad now? Once we were even worse! Yup, those
are vocal effects you hear. Stellar bass playing by Alan. Brad
wasn't in the band yet and Craig played drums. This painfully
appeared on the 1992 Pasture Of Muppets demo tape. Yuck.
live on Nardwuar's show - This is the much saught-after
rare Canadian live version of Sprouts. This originally
appeared (without Nardwuar's intro) on the America In Decline
comp LP from Six Weeks.